Model T-800 version three
Fresh out the assembly line, shiny and clean
Everyone on the network knows about me
Living tissue wrapped around a machine

Goin’ back in time, classic trick
Bulletproof glass breaks like a twig
I’m electric, turn me off and I’m dead
So I avoid strong magnets and getting wet

I don’t eat food, I go home to charge
I don’t have a problem with the people at large
Most of them are gone, and I gotta say
That i’m no longer down with judgment day

Sure, I killed a couple guys in the 90s
Skynet was bad so I sent them a virus
I listen to Daft Punk, bake digits of pi
I’m immortal til the day I die

I’m a bat but I’m also a guy
Depends on if I walk or fly
Transylvan.I.A, born and raised
Drinking blood was how I spent most of my days

What a shitty night to have a curse
I’m really, really hungry, and it’s getting worse
I don’t care about a dayjob or cash
Go into the sun and I’ll turn to ash

I’m the impaler, I’ve got geolocation
I don’t have a very good reputation
White makeup every day of the year
What do you mean I can’t wear my cape in here?

Dr. Acula bites harder than snakes
Oh look, you brought your little torches and stakes
I just drink blood, clearly not a sin
Can’t come into your house ‘til you invite me in

Chorus:
Villainous! Villainous!
Oh my god, so villainous!
(x4)

I’ve been dead for five thousand years
No need to mourn, don’t shed no tears
I’m a nice guy, I’m only dead
I was like you once so don’t be scared

Had myself a little life, I had a wife and kids
Livin’ it up in the pyramids
I was once a Pharaoh of repute and fame
But these warring factions give the dead a bad name

Mummification! Mummification
I got no love for the skeleton nation
The right vocation in this location
The eradication of the skeleton nation

Chorus:
Villainous! Villainous!
Oh my god, so villainous!
(x4)

I’m the master of the guard and I don’t take shit
Treasonous scum? Throw ‘em in the pit
Handling the lords and the common hoard
All of these enemies gored with my sword

You can bribe me, if you’ve got the gold
My men are cold and do as they’re told
This castle is under my control
Throw you in the dungeon with no parole

I know every backstreet to the sultan’s vault
Criminals still tremble when they hear me say HALT
Break the law between the castle and yard
Then you’re gonna deal with me - Master of the Guard

I’m topless… Kylo Ren
I love Darth Vader, I’m his biggest fan
I wear a mask, I don’t show my face
Baddest dude in Starkiller Base

I buy dark clothes down at the mall
No date for the high school ball.
Stormtroopers laughing down in the hall
I am mad and punched a wall

I’m not nice, I hope I’m clear with this
So so so bad I gotta make the list
The force awakened and i was pissed
Anakin and Ben stay villainous

Chorus:
Villainous! Villainous!
Oh my god, so villainous!
(x4)