Hey everyone, and welcome to the meeting
Okay, so today- hey! James, stop tweeting
Okay, so today we're gonna look at, uh, the annual
Report of our sales of these really nice manual
Rolling machines made in some part of France
Anyway, let's get started, I've got in my hand
An example cigarette I made just minutes ago
Using this fine tobacco that I got from my cousin Joe
So let's have a drag, I guess we should test them ourselves
And soon my friends we'll all be stacking those shelves
Hmm, that's good, you should try this for a minute
I just really hope there's just tobacco in it
Chorus:
Little did we know it was weed
Little did we know it was weed, it was weed all along
(x4)
This is so smooth for something automatically rolled
I want to move one to every single household!
This is a weird statement, and I’m not joking
But this is an absolutely fantastic thing that I’m smoking!
Smoking, smoking, this potent zoning feeling growing at speed
My inhibitions, unusually freed
When- when I look down, I- I see all of the human race
And when I look up, all I see is space!!
And stars! Moving through the cosmic night!
And a deep feeling that everything’s gonna be alright...
This cigarette burns inside me with a peaceful calming light!
This is just tobacco right?
Chorus:
Little did we know it was weed
Little did we know it was weed, it was weed all along
(x4)
Alright, I'm out here playing hole thirteen
CEO of a company making useful machines
Just a rich old dude who is out on the green
And even though it's rap I'm not talking bout weed
Gonna swing my iron in the Managers Tournament (good luck)
But not before I have a manager smoke, my friends
And then I'll play great and win a prize for it
Ah, I think I mixed up my cigs with Steve's from corporate
Eh, I don't care, that dude can go to heck,
I'm just gonna sit here and smoke this stuff and chill and lean back
Ah, golf never changes, I'm ready for the fight
(Cough cough) hey, this is just tobacco, right
Chorus:
Little did we know it was weed
Little did we know it was weed, it was weed all along
(x4)
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