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FOREST PEOPLE
03:47
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We are the forest people, and we don’t give a fuck
We got the trees, and the leaves, and a babbling brook
We got bees on the breeze and a two foot duck
We got sleaze and keys, so get your knees in the muck
We got twenty-two different kinds of mushroom
Our avenue is made of birch and yew
We chill by the ridge and smoke cigarettes
Fuck with us you won’t get threats
We got wildlife hanging with us
Another plus: squirrels are bringing us nuts
And berries, fresh fucking cherries, now that doesn’t suck
We are the forest people, and we don’t give a fuck
Onions, parsley, basil, leek,
Spinach, garlic, nutmeg, beans,
Mushrooms, grasses, flowers, weeds,
Sprouts and saplings
And me!
Chorus:
We are the forest people!
(And I’m a tree!)
We are the forest people!
(I’m a motherfucking tree!)
We are the forest people!
(I’m a tree, look at me!)
We are the forest people!
(I’m a motherfucking tree!)
There’s a quaint little house in the middle of the wood
If you’ve ever thought of visiting you definitely should
‘Cause it’s my house bitch, and I’m a witch
My name is Snitch, you son of a bitch
I know spells motherfucker, learned ‘em well motherfucker
If you fuck with me, go to hell motherfucker
I sit by the fire and I polish my broom
I do a midnight ritual down by the tomb
I brew potions, lotions, a funky brew
Here’s a fat sample for you and your crew
So come inside, set aside your coat by the fireside
‘Til it’s dry, leave your pride out by the wayside
Onions, parsley, basil, leek,
Spinach, garlic, nutmeg, beans,
Mushrooms, grasses, flowers, weeds,
Sprouts and saplings
And me!
Chorus:
We are the forest people!
(And I’m a tree!)
We are the forest people!
(I’m a motherfucking tree!)
We are the forest people!
(I’m a tree, look at me!)
We are the forest people!
(I’m a motherfucking tree!)
Swamps and trolls and rivers and streams
witches and wizards conjuring dreams
centaurs, and pixies, and nasty sprites
ghosts at night make mysterious lights
Squirrels and badgers and trees from the ages
Plant pots are essentially flower cages
Watch out for the poison ivy
It’s green and mean and incredibly slimy
Chorus:
We are the forest people!
(And I’m a tree!)
We are the forest people!
(I’m a motherfucking tree!)
We are the forest people!
(I’m a tree, look at me!)
We are the forest people!
(I’m a motherfucking tree!)
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DRAKONIS
03:22
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(Enough of this!)
Dragon, bitch
Flying around and shit
Look at me from far away
Guess what, I still look big
I’m pretty hungry (A-ha!)
Didn’t have breakfast (Oh shit!)
Walk into my zone (What?)
I’m gonna snack ya (OK!)
Oh, look at you (Huh, what?)
Brave big knight
You brought a knife (What?)
To a dragon fight (OHH!)
Down in the dungeon (Ohh..)
They put me in chains (I’m sorry)
Guess I’m gonna hang out (And what?)
Play video games
Dark Souls 3
Dark Souls 2
Dark Souls 1 (Then what?)
Dark Souls 0
Gimme that maid, gimme that maid
From the tower you bitch
Still out here, surveying the kingdom
I’m gonna fuck up the entire kingdom
Chorus:
I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon!
I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon!
That’s Drakonis in Dragon
I’m just a dragon! That’s drakonis in Dragon
Drakonis in Dragon, Drakonis in Dragon, Drakonis in Dragon
Fire, fire, only desire
Big as a house and an excellent liar
Mind reading powers, living in towers
Staring at gold for hours and hours
So many scales, only one tail
Tiny sword, cannot impale
(Cannot impale! Cannot impale!)
Can beat an army alright
I’m a giant untamed lizard
Can’t get slain by a knight
or captured by a wizard
If you wanna take my gold, get eaten alive
Come into my lair, you will not survive
I’m huge! I’m a red alligator
Don’t love fire? Fuck you hater
Roll you in paper, smoke you like hash
All of my enemies turning to ash
Still out here, surveying the kingdom
I’m gonna fuck up the entire kingdom
Chorus:
I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon!
I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon!
That’s Drakonis in Dragon
I’m just a dragon! That’s drakonis in Dragon
Drakonis in Dragon, Drakonis in Dragon, Drakonis in Dragon
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PYRAMIDS
03:27
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5. |
ISOLATION DRINK
02:07
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Been on stage for quite some time
and I really, really need a drink.
Finished the last one three songs ago
it’s time to get another drink.
My position of power is making me think
will anybody get me a drink?
Maybe gin and tonic, that’s gin with some tonic
Mix them for a very good drink.
Down at the bar there’s a person working there
They could easily just make me a drink.
Not gonna cost much, give them your money
and buy me a nice cold drink.
I would be so very, very grateful if anybody bought me a drink.
Cannot leave this stage cause I’m working right here
In isolation...
Chorus (x3)
Please buy me a drink right now
I need a drink
I need a drink right now
Please buy me a drink
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6. |
VILLAINOUS
04:34
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Model T-800 version three
Fresh out the assembly line, shiny and clean
Everyone on the network knows about me
Living tissue wrapped around a machine
Goin’ back in time, classic trick
Bulletproof glass breaks like a twig
I’m electric, turn me off and I’m dead
So I avoid strong magnets and getting wet
I don’t eat food, I go home to charge
I don’t have a problem with the people at large
Most of them are gone, and I gotta say
That i’m no longer down with judgment day
Sure, I killed a couple guys in the 90s
Skynet was bad so I sent them a virus
I listen to Daft Punk, bake digits of pi
I’m immortal til the day I die
I’m a bat but I’m also a guy
Depends on if I walk or fly
Transylvan.I.A, born and raised
Drinking blood was how I spent most of my days
What a shitty night to have a curse
I’m really, really hungry, and it’s getting worse
I don’t care about a dayjob or cash
Go into the sun and I’ll turn to ash
I’m the impaler, I’ve got geolocation
I don’t have a very good reputation
White makeup every day of the year
What do you mean I can’t wear my cape in here?
Dr. Acula bites harder than snakes
Oh look, you brought your little torches and stakes
I just drink blood, clearly not a sin
Can’t come into your house ‘til you invite me in
Chorus:
Villainous! Villainous!
Oh my god, so villainous!
(x4)
I’ve been dead for five thousand years
No need to mourn, don’t shed no tears
I’m a nice guy, I’m only dead
I was like you once so don’t be scared
Had myself a little life, I had a wife and kids
Livin’ it up in the pyramids
I was once a Pharaoh of repute and fame
But these warring factions give the dead a bad name
Mummification! Mummification
I got no love for the skeleton nation
The right vocation in this location
The eradication of the skeleton nation
Chorus:
Villainous! Villainous!
Oh my god, so villainous!
(x4)
I’m the master of the guard and I don’t take shit
Treasonous scum? Throw ‘em in the pit
Handling the lords and the common hoard
All of these enemies gored with my sword
You can bribe me, if you’ve got the gold
My men are cold and do as they’re told
This castle is under my control
Throw you in the dungeon with no parole
I know every backstreet to the sultan’s vault
Criminals still tremble when they hear me say HALT
Break the law between the castle and yard
Then you’re gonna deal with me - Master of the Guard
I’m topless… Kylo Ren
I love Darth Vader, I’m his biggest fan
I wear a mask, I don’t show my face
Baddest dude in Starkiller Base
I buy dark clothes down at the mall
No date for the high school ball.
Stormtroopers laughing down in the hall
I am mad and punched a wall
I’m not nice, I hope I’m clear with this
So so so bad I gotta make the list
The force awakened and i was pissed
Anakin and Ben stay villainous
Chorus:
Villainous! Villainous!
Oh my god, so villainous!
(x4)
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7. |
ON THE GREEN
03:23
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Hey everyone, and welcome to the meeting
Okay, so today- hey! James, stop tweeting
Okay, so today we're gonna look at, uh, the annual
Report of our sales of these really nice manual
Rolling machines made in some part of France
Anyway, let's get started, I've got in my hand
An example cigarette I made just minutes ago
Using this fine tobacco that I got from my cousin Joe
So let's have a drag, I guess we should test them ourselves
And soon my friends we'll all be stacking those shelves
Hmm, that's good, you should try this for a minute
I just really hope there's just tobacco in it
Chorus:
Little did we know it was weed
Little did we know it was weed, it was weed all along
(x4)
This is so smooth for something automatically rolled
I want to move one to every single household!
This is a weird statement, and I’m not joking
But this is an absolutely fantastic thing that I’m smoking!
Smoking, smoking, this potent zoning feeling growing at speed
My inhibitions, unusually freed
When- when I look down, I- I see all of the human race
And when I look up, all I see is space!!
And stars! Moving through the cosmic night!
And a deep feeling that everything’s gonna be alright...
This cigarette burns inside me with a peaceful calming light!
This is just tobacco right?
Chorus:
Little did we know it was weed
Little did we know it was weed, it was weed all along
(x4)
Alright, I'm out here playing hole thirteen
CEO of a company making useful machines
Just a rich old dude who is out on the green
And even though it's rap I'm not talking bout weed
Gonna swing my iron in the Managers Tournament (good luck)
But not before I have a manager smoke, my friends
And then I'll play great and win a prize for it
Ah, I think I mixed up my cigs with Steve's from corporate
Eh, I don't care, that dude can go to heck,
I'm just gonna sit here and smoke this stuff and chill and lean back
Ah, golf never changes, I'm ready for the fight
(Cough cough) hey, this is just tobacco, right
Chorus:
Little did we know it was weed
Little did we know it was weed, it was weed all along
(x4)
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9. |
CAT PRESIDENT
02:53
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Slipping through the corners of the city at night
Silhouette against the moon, i’m a feline
Excellent reaction time, drop from every height
Think of everyone i lost in the cat fights
Natural born Night Vision Haver
It’s either me or Garfield who joins The Avengers
Lost in my thoughts of tuna and milk
Nameless faces feeding me things
Coughing up a ball of hair
Sometimes i get really scared
Cat President
You don’t see me but I’m always there
I’ve got six more lives to spare
Cat President
I sign the contracts, I make the decisions
Brutal revenge of scratches and bites
I’m a harsh ruler so please pet my head
Animal mask on my animal face
Sneak past all my enemies’ blades
Ruling and sleeping is the name of the game
Every single furball knows my name
Three million followers on instagram
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Gotta take a break, I’m telling you
So maybe take a break
I know you worked so hard
And I know it’s really hard (it’s hard sometimes)
But you gotta take a break
Listen to me, you deserve a break
Maybe drink some water
Cause you really need the water
Or else you’ll die soon
Yeah you will die soon
Please drink some water
Plkahsdjas drink some water
Or else you’ll die soon
You don’t wanna die soon
But you wan’t that water
So please drink some water
Gotta take a break
If you don’t wanna die
And you don’t wanna die
Please just take that water drink
So you can survive
Please stay with me, take a break
Don’t die on me now, get that water now
Water, water, H2O
Please get that…
Water
Coming up next is a song about sharks
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11. |
THE ART OF LIKING
01:41
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I like my coffee milky
I like banana bread
I like when everybody
in the house is getting mad
I like my iced tea peachy
I like a thunderstorm
I like when everybody
is all ready to perform
The art of liking is a very
Delicate affair
Exposing facets of identity
That makes assurance tear apart
I had a heart and now I have a
Robot sitting there and telling me
To like and like and like
As if I didn’t care
But what am I if not the sum
Of all the things I show affection for
When you like a thing without a blink
It quickly sets your core
On fire and I want to glow
But i don’t wanna burn down
Anyway, if you like dancing
I think it’s your turn now
I like my mirror steamy
I like my hair barocco
I like when everybody
Walks around like they are loco
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12. |
WATCH OUT FOR THE SHARKS
02:03
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Watch out for the sharks
Down in the ocean blue
Down in the ocean blue
Watch out for the sharks
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WE ARE THE SKEKSIS
03:24
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It’s 1978 and I’m born again
A reptilian bird
Stitched together by
So many well-trained hands
A rat in a cage
Of cables and rods
The weight of a whole building
That I call home
But beneath the elegant robes
The smell of burning flesh
From the bright white monitor
Strapped to my chest
The forces of good and evil
Fighting with jim is part of the job
It's not til I'm in costume
That my real mask is coming off
We Are The Skeksis
We Are The Skeksis
We Are The Skeksis
We Are The Skeksis
Big Bird’s got some brothers
Far flung from the earth
Jim Henson’s creations
Separated at birth
They’ve got a Big Evil Lair
Lit with purple fluorescents
Capturing creatures
And draining their essence
It’s vile and dark
And you want to go home
Now they’re all chanting
TRIAL BY STONE
If they capture you,
You’ll just wanna die
They gotta little creature
That’ll eat your eye!
Evil and cruel
Cunning and clever
All they wanna do
Is live forever
Cursed our lands
With a deadly disease
World domination
Is their expertise
We Are The Skeksis
We Are The Skeksis
We Are The Skeksis
We Are The Skeksis
Those they spare
They turn into slaves
Working for nothing
But early graves
Hard to kill
Even Harder to please
They Brought a whole planet
To its knees
We Are The Skeksis
We Are The Skeksis
We Are The Skeksis
We Are The Skeksis
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14. |
BLACK METAL SKIT
00:22
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Eternal Hell
Devil Central
Save the grey whale
Tonight
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15. |
BONE COLLECTOR
03:24
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I cruise ‘round town
In my bone mobile,
Looking for my…
Next Bone Meal…
My very first word was bone,
wasn’t mom or home,
It was bone
I like bones!
People say I’m just one note,
Well they’ve not seen my bone float
At the parade next year!
I made a bone float! Yeah!
Bones! I got...
Bones! I got…
Bones…
He got bones.
Bones! I got...
Bones! I got…
Bones…
He got bones.
I’m a simple man,
Regular life,
But I keep a dark secret from my son and my wife,
It’s bones.
It’s a secret ‘bout collecting bones.
I got calcium, I got marrow
I push my bones around in my wheelbarrow
Got bones on the side
Bones...
Bones...
Numerous Bones...
Counting, collecting
Tibia Fibula
Ribcage full
Knee bone, arm bone
But my favourite one is the skull…
(cough)
Bones! I got...
Bones! I got…
Bones…
He got bones.
Bones! I got...
Bones! I got…
Bones…
He got bones.
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16. |
SEAN O'DOWD
01:23
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People refer to him as…
Sean O’Dowd… The Legend...
This one goes out to my big buddy Sean O’Dowd!
Down in the land down under!
Who’s the coolest guy in the Australian Nation?
Always asking waiters for their recommendation!
I never had a friend like Sean! (O’Dowd)
So happy the day he were born!
If someone comes at Sean they’re dead to me!
First guy I met at GDC!
Intelligent, friendly and won’t tell lies
Has he ever got you checking out these fries, surprise, you guys
Let me spin a little tale ‘bout Sean (O’Dowd)
Who’s the coder doing yoga every dawn? (O’Dowd)
Who’s working hard to achieve his dream? (O’Dowd)
Who’s code always runs on his machine?
It’s Sean! (O’Dowd)
Ohhh! He don’t flow slow!
Hits rhymes so fast we all say no!
SEAN! (O’Dowd) Slow down the pace!
Your beats are overflowing and it’s melting my face!
Hit the breaks! When you see his car
Blasting out the music to Return Of Jafar
He’s a shy guy, our little superstar!
Just wait ‘till he ends a bar with
Aha! Aha! Aha!
It’s Sean O’Dowd!
(Sean!)
So proud of Sean O’Dowd!
(Why is this freaking not working, this is bullshish!)
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17. |
CAN'T COME OUT
01:55
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Woke up today I was feelin’ tired, a bit deflated, this coffee got me wired
Got a message on my phone, a message from a good friend
I love this guy to bits, means the world to me
He said: Hey man, what you up to this evening?
So I start sweating, groaning, wringing my hands, and feeling like the biggest flakey friend in all of the land
I already have plans and they don’t involve actual human activities beyond streamin’ ‘flix
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? How can I look my friend in the eye and tell him not day?
I said….
I’m afraid I’ve got some plans today
I don’t think I’ll make it out tonight
(x2)
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That wasn’t everything
Yeah we made more songs
Hid them in a very special folder
Download link in the youtube description
Don’t forget to like, subscribe and comment
And incase you’re listening to the mp3
Welcome to the folder that contains the zip
And here’s the unique mechanic of the song
The password for the ZIP
The password for the ZIP
The password for the ZIP
The password for the ZIP
I’m gonna tell you it
123
123
123
That’s the password for the zip
It’s just 123
123
Demos, Tracks, Demos for the tracks
In the password for the ZIP
Remix time
Here we go, you ready? (Mwah)
Thanks for listening to Rapsgiving
There’s just one more thing I forgot to mention:
Originally this song came out on YouTube
So you might not have a description in front of you
Sorry bout that, sorry bout that
That’s why we flipped this beat, so sorry
So just in case, hypothetically
Here’s a link for you to get these extra raps
Get a piece of paper or open a new tab
Here we go
H T T P S colon slash slash
Crows Crows Crows dot com, forward slash
The ZIP dot ZIP
That’s right, The ZIP dot ZIP
is the name of the file
H T T P S colon slash slash
Crows Crows Crows dot COM, forward slash
The ZIP dot ZIP
That’s the password for the ZIP
The ZIP for it, yeah
I’m out
Tw-
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