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We are the forest people, and we don’t give a fuck We got the trees, and the leaves, and a babbling brook We got bees on the breeze and a two foot duck We got sleaze and keys, so get your knees in the muck We got twenty-two different kinds of mushroom Our avenue is made of birch and yew We chill by the ridge and smoke cigarettes Fuck with us you won’t get threats We got wildlife hanging with us Another plus: squirrels are bringing us nuts And berries, fresh fucking cherries, now that doesn’t suck We are the forest people, and we don’t give a fuck Onions, parsley, basil, leek, Spinach, garlic, nutmeg, beans, Mushrooms, grasses, flowers, weeds, Sprouts and saplings And me! Chorus: We are the forest people! (And I’m a tree!) We are the forest people! (I’m a motherfucking tree!) We are the forest people! (I’m a tree, look at me!) We are the forest people! (I’m a motherfucking tree!) There’s a quaint little house in the middle of the wood If you’ve ever thought of visiting you definitely should ‘Cause it’s my house bitch, and I’m a witch My name is Snitch, you son of a bitch I know spells motherfucker, learned ‘em well motherfucker If you fuck with me, go to hell motherfucker I sit by the fire and I polish my broom I do a midnight ritual down by the tomb I brew potions, lotions, a funky brew Here’s a fat sample for you and your crew So come inside, set aside your coat by the fireside ‘Til it’s dry, leave your pride out by the wayside Onions, parsley, basil, leek, Spinach, garlic, nutmeg, beans, Mushrooms, grasses, flowers, weeds, Sprouts and saplings And me! Chorus: We are the forest people! (And I’m a tree!) We are the forest people! (I’m a motherfucking tree!) We are the forest people! (I’m a tree, look at me!) We are the forest people! (I’m a motherfucking tree!) Swamps and trolls and rivers and streams witches and wizards conjuring dreams centaurs, and pixies, and nasty sprites ghosts at night make mysterious lights Squirrels and badgers and trees from the ages Plant pots are essentially flower cages Watch out for the poison ivy It’s green and mean and incredibly slimy Chorus: We are the forest people! (And I’m a tree!) We are the forest people! (I’m a motherfucking tree!) We are the forest people! (I’m a tree, look at me!) We are the forest people! (I’m a motherfucking tree!)
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DRAKONIS 03:22
(Enough of this!) Dragon, bitch Flying around and shit Look at me from far away Guess what, I still look big I’m pretty hungry (A-ha!) Didn’t have breakfast (Oh shit!) Walk into my zone (What?) I’m gonna snack ya (OK!) Oh, look at you (Huh, what?) Brave big knight You brought a knife (What?) To a dragon fight (OHH!) Down in the dungeon (Ohh..) They put me in chains (I’m sorry) Guess I’m gonna hang out (And what?) Play video games Dark Souls 3 Dark Souls 2 Dark Souls 1 (Then what?) Dark Souls 0 Gimme that maid, gimme that maid From the tower you bitch Still out here, surveying the kingdom I’m gonna fuck up the entire kingdom Chorus: I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon! That’s Drakonis in Dragon I’m just a dragon! That’s drakonis in Dragon Drakonis in Dragon, Drakonis in Dragon, Drakonis in Dragon Fire, fire, only desire Big as a house and an excellent liar Mind reading powers, living in towers Staring at gold for hours and hours So many scales, only one tail Tiny sword, cannot impale (Cannot impale! Cannot impale!) Can beat an army alright I’m a giant untamed lizard Can’t get slain by a knight or captured by a wizard If you wanna take my gold, get eaten alive Come into my lair, you will not survive I’m huge! I’m a red alligator Don’t love fire? Fuck you hater Roll you in paper, smoke you like hash All of my enemies turning to ash Still out here, surveying the kingdom I’m gonna fuck up the entire kingdom Chorus: I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon! I’m just a dragon! That’s Drakonis in Dragon I’m just a dragon! That’s drakonis in Dragon Drakonis in Dragon, Drakonis in Dragon, Drakonis in Dragon
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PYRAMIDS 03:27
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Been on stage for quite some time and I really, really need a drink. Finished the last one three songs ago it’s time to get another drink. My position of power is making me think will anybody get me a drink? Maybe gin and tonic, that’s gin with some tonic Mix them for a very good drink. Down at the bar there’s a person working there They could easily just make me a drink. Not gonna cost much, give them your money and buy me a nice cold drink. I would be so very, very grateful if anybody bought me a drink. Cannot leave this stage cause I’m working right here In isolation... Chorus (x3) Please buy me a drink right now I need a drink I need a drink right now Please buy me a drink
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VILLAINOUS 04:34
Model T-800 version three Fresh out the assembly line, shiny and clean Everyone on the network knows about me Living tissue wrapped around a machine Goin’ back in time, classic trick Bulletproof glass breaks like a twig I’m electric, turn me off and I’m dead So I avoid strong magnets and getting wet I don’t eat food, I go home to charge I don’t have a problem with the people at large Most of them are gone, and I gotta say That i’m no longer down with judgment day Sure, I killed a couple guys in the 90s Skynet was bad so I sent them a virus I listen to Daft Punk, bake digits of pi I’m immortal til the day I die I’m a bat but I’m also a guy Depends on if I walk or fly Transylvan.I.A, born and raised Drinking blood was how I spent most of my days What a shitty night to have a curse I’m really, really hungry, and it’s getting worse I don’t care about a dayjob or cash Go into the sun and I’ll turn to ash I’m the impaler, I’ve got geolocation I don’t have a very good reputation White makeup every day of the year What do you mean I can’t wear my cape in here? Dr. Acula bites harder than snakes Oh look, you brought your little torches and stakes I just drink blood, clearly not a sin Can’t come into your house ‘til you invite me in Chorus: Villainous! Villainous! Oh my god, so villainous! (x4) I’ve been dead for five thousand years No need to mourn, don’t shed no tears I’m a nice guy, I’m only dead I was like you once so don’t be scared Had myself a little life, I had a wife and kids Livin’ it up in the pyramids I was once a Pharaoh of repute and fame But these warring factions give the dead a bad name Mummification! Mummification I got no love for the skeleton nation The right vocation in this location The eradication of the skeleton nation Chorus: Villainous! Villainous! Oh my god, so villainous! (x4) I’m the master of the guard and I don’t take shit Treasonous scum? Throw ‘em in the pit Handling the lords and the common hoard All of these enemies gored with my sword You can bribe me, if you’ve got the gold My men are cold and do as they’re told This castle is under my control Throw you in the dungeon with no parole I know every backstreet to the sultan’s vault Criminals still tremble when they hear me say HALT Break the law between the castle and yard Then you’re gonna deal with me - Master of the Guard I’m topless… Kylo Ren I love Darth Vader, I’m his biggest fan I wear a mask, I don’t show my face Baddest dude in Starkiller Base I buy dark clothes down at the mall No date for the high school ball. Stormtroopers laughing down in the hall I am mad and punched a wall I’m not nice, I hope I’m clear with this So so so bad I gotta make the list The force awakened and i was pissed Anakin and Ben stay villainous Chorus: Villainous! Villainous! Oh my god, so villainous! (x4)
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ON THE GREEN 03:23
Hey everyone, and welcome to the meeting Okay, so today- hey! James, stop tweeting Okay, so today we're gonna look at, uh, the annual Report of our sales of these really nice manual Rolling machines made in some part of France Anyway, let's get started, I've got in my hand An example cigarette I made just minutes ago Using this fine tobacco that I got from my cousin Joe So let's have a drag, I guess we should test them ourselves And soon my friends we'll all be stacking those shelves Hmm, that's good, you should try this for a minute I just really hope there's just tobacco in it Chorus: Little did we know it was weed Little did we know it was weed, it was weed all along (x4) This is so smooth for something automatically rolled I want to move one to every single household! This is a weird statement, and I’m not joking But this is an absolutely fantastic thing that I’m smoking! Smoking, smoking, this potent zoning feeling growing at speed My inhibitions, unusually freed When- when I look down, I- I see all of the human race And when I look up, all I see is space!! And stars! Moving through the cosmic night! And a deep feeling that everything’s gonna be alright... This cigarette burns inside me with a peaceful calming light! This is just tobacco right? Chorus: Little did we know it was weed Little did we know it was weed, it was weed all along (x4) Alright, I'm out here playing hole thirteen CEO of a company making useful machines Just a rich old dude who is out on the green And even though it's rap I'm not talking bout weed Gonna swing my iron in the Managers Tournament (good luck) But not before I have a manager smoke, my friends And then I'll play great and win a prize for it Ah, I think I mixed up my cigs with Steve's from corporate Eh, I don't care, that dude can go to heck, I'm just gonna sit here and smoke this stuff and chill and lean back Ah, golf never changes, I'm ready for the fight (Cough cough) hey, this is just tobacco, right Chorus: Little did we know it was weed Little did we know it was weed, it was weed all along (x4)
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Slipping through the corners of the city at night Silhouette against the moon, i’m a feline Excellent reaction time, drop from every height Think of everyone i lost in the cat fights Natural born Night Vision Haver It’s either me or Garfield who joins The Avengers Lost in my thoughts of tuna and milk Nameless faces feeding me things Coughing up a ball of hair Sometimes i get really scared Cat President You don’t see me but I’m always there I’ve got six more lives to spare Cat President I sign the contracts, I make the decisions Brutal revenge of scratches and bites I’m a harsh ruler so please pet my head Animal mask on my animal face Sneak past all my enemies’ blades Ruling and sleeping is the name of the game Every single furball knows my name Three million followers on instagram
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Gotta take a break, I’m telling you So maybe take a break I know you worked so hard And I know it’s really hard (it’s hard sometimes) But you gotta take a break Listen to me, you deserve a break Maybe drink some water Cause you really need the water Or else you’ll die soon Yeah you will die soon Please drink some water Plkahsdjas drink some water Or else you’ll die soon You don’t wanna die soon But you wan’t that water So please drink some water Gotta take a break If you don’t wanna die And you don’t wanna die Please just take that water drink So you can survive Please stay with me, take a break Don’t die on me now, get that water now Water, water, H2O Please get that… Water Coming up next is a song about sharks
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I like my coffee milky I like banana bread I like when everybody in the house is getting mad I like my iced tea peachy I like a thunderstorm I like when everybody is all ready to perform The art of liking is a very Delicate affair Exposing facets of identity That makes assurance tear apart I had a heart and now I have a Robot sitting there and telling me To like and like and like As if I didn’t care But what am I if not the sum Of all the things I show affection for When you like a thing without a blink It quickly sets your core On fire and I want to glow But i don’t wanna burn down Anyway, if you like dancing I think it’s your turn now I like my mirror steamy I like my hair barocco I like when everybody Walks around like they are loco
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Watch out for the sharks Down in the ocean blue Down in the ocean blue Watch out for the sharks
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It’s 1978 and I’m born again A reptilian bird Stitched together by So many well-trained hands A rat in a cage Of cables and rods The weight of a whole building That I call home But beneath the elegant robes The smell of burning flesh From the bright white monitor Strapped to my chest The forces of good and evil Fighting with jim is part of the job It's not til I'm in costume That my real mask is coming off We Are The Skeksis We Are The Skeksis We Are The Skeksis We Are The Skeksis Big Bird’s got some brothers Far flung from the earth Jim Henson’s creations Separated at birth They’ve got a Big Evil Lair Lit with purple fluorescents Capturing creatures And draining their essence It’s vile and dark And you want to go home Now they’re all chanting TRIAL BY STONE If they capture you, You’ll just wanna die They gotta little creature That’ll eat your eye! Evil and cruel Cunning and clever All they wanna do Is live forever Cursed our lands With a deadly disease World domination Is their expertise We Are The Skeksis We Are The Skeksis We Are The Skeksis We Are The Skeksis Those they spare They turn into slaves Working for nothing But early graves Hard to kill Even Harder to please They Brought a whole planet To its knees We Are The Skeksis We Are The Skeksis We Are The Skeksis We Are The Skeksis
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Eternal Hell Devil Central Save the grey whale Tonight
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I cruise ‘round town In my bone mobile, Looking for my… Next Bone Meal… My very first word was bone, wasn’t mom or home, It was bone I like bones! People say I’m just one note, Well they’ve not seen my bone float At the parade next year! I made a bone float! Yeah! Bones! I got... Bones! I got… Bones… He got bones. Bones! I got... Bones! I got… Bones… He got bones. I’m a simple man, Regular life, But I keep a dark secret from my son and my wife, It’s bones. It’s a secret ‘bout collecting bones. I got calcium, I got marrow I push my bones around in my wheelbarrow Got bones on the side Bones... Bones... Numerous Bones... Counting, collecting Tibia Fibula Ribcage full Knee bone, arm bone But my favourite one is the skull… (cough) Bones! I got... Bones! I got… Bones… He got bones. Bones! I got... Bones! I got… Bones… He got bones.
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SEAN O'DOWD 01:23
People refer to him as… Sean O’Dowd… The Legend... This one goes out to my big buddy Sean O’Dowd! Down in the land down under! Who’s the coolest guy in the Australian Nation? Always asking waiters for their recommendation! I never had a friend like Sean! (O’Dowd) So happy the day he were born! If someone comes at Sean they’re dead to me! First guy I met at GDC! Intelligent, friendly and won’t tell lies Has he ever got you checking out these fries, surprise, you guys Let me spin a little tale ‘bout Sean (O’Dowd) Who’s the coder doing yoga every dawn? (O’Dowd) Who’s working hard to achieve his dream? (O’Dowd) Who’s code always runs on his machine? It’s Sean! (O’Dowd) Ohhh! He don’t flow slow! Hits rhymes so fast we all say no! SEAN! (O’Dowd) Slow down the pace! Your beats are overflowing and it’s melting my face! Hit the breaks! When you see his car Blasting out the music to Return Of Jafar He’s a shy guy, our little superstar! Just wait ‘till he ends a bar with Aha! Aha! Aha! It’s Sean O’Dowd! (Sean!) So proud of Sean O’Dowd! (Why is this freaking not working, this is bullshish!)
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Woke up today I was feelin’ tired, a bit deflated, this coffee got me wired Got a message on my phone, a message from a good friend I love this guy to bits, means the world to me He said: Hey man, what you up to this evening? So I start sweating, groaning, wringing my hands, and feeling like the biggest flakey friend in all of the land I already have plans and they don’t involve actual human activities beyond streamin’ ‘flix What am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? How can I look my friend in the eye and tell him not day? I said…. I’m afraid I’ve got some plans today I don’t think I’ll make it out tonight (x2)
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That wasn’t everything Yeah we made more songs Hid them in a very special folder Download link in the youtube description Don’t forget to like, subscribe and comment And incase you’re listening to the mp3 Welcome to the folder that contains the zip And here’s the unique mechanic of the song The password for the ZIP The password for the ZIP The password for the ZIP The password for the ZIP I’m gonna tell you it 123 123 123 That’s the password for the zip It’s just 123 123 Demos, Tracks, Demos for the tracks In the password for the ZIP Remix time Here we go, you ready? (Mwah) Thanks for listening to Rapsgiving There’s just one more thing I forgot to mention: Originally this song came out on YouTube So you might not have a description in front of you Sorry bout that, sorry bout that That’s why we flipped this beat, so sorry So just in case, hypothetically Here’s a link for you to get these extra raps Get a piece of paper or open a new tab Here we go H T T P S colon slash slash Crows Crows Crows dot com, forward slash The ZIP dot ZIP That’s right, The ZIP dot ZIP is the name of the file H T T P S colon slash slash Crows Crows Crows dot COM, forward slash The ZIP dot ZIP That’s the password for the ZIP The ZIP for it, yeah I’m out Tw-

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released October 2, 2020

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All songs produced by Tom ‘Silkersoft’ Schley
Written and Recorded at Mainberlin and Crows Crows Crows HQ in Berlin
Cover Art by Dominik Johann

Vocals on 'FOREST PEOPLE' by William Pugh, Joe Finegold & Sean O'Dowd
Vocals on 'DRAKONIS' by Dominik Johann, William Pugh & Tom Schley
Vocals on 'PYRAMIDS' by William Pugh, Dominik Johann & Joe Finegold
Vocals on 'ISOLATION DRINK' by Dominik Johann
Vocals on 'VILLAINOUS' by Dominik Johann, Joe Finegold, William Pugh & Alicia Contestabile
Vocals on 'ON THE GREEN' by Dominik Johann & William Pugh
Vocals on 'TAKE A BREAK (MAYBE DRINK SOME WATER)' by Dominik Johann
Vocals on 'WATCH OUT FOR THE SHARKS' by William Pugh and Dominik Johann
Vocals on 'WE ARE THE SKEKSIS' by Dominik Johann, William Pugh and Tom Schley
Vocals on 'THE ART OF LIKING' by Filo Franke
Vocals on 'BLACK METAL SKIT' by Dominik Johann
Vocals on 'BONE COLLECTOR' by William Pugh and Tom Schley
Vocals on 'SEAN O'DOWD' by William Pugh
Vocals on 'CAN'T COME OUT' by Joe Finegold and Dominik Johann
Vocals on 'CAT PRESIDENT' by Dominik Johann and Filo Franke
Vocals on '123 (THE PASSWORD FOR THE ZIP)' by Dominik Johann

Production on 'Sean O'Dowd' by GuitarState via AudioJungle

Tom Schley – twitter.com/@silkersoft
Dominik Johann – twitter.com/@zerstoerer
William Pugh – twitter.com/@HonestWilliam
Joe Finegold – twitter.com/@FinegoldJoe
Alicia Contestabile – twitter.com/@swizzle_kiss
Sean O'Dowd – twitter.com/@nicetrysean

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